"we’re only gonna miss the previews" fuck u
"Or we could just get it first and improvise!"
I’m laughing so hard because Artemis is a Greek goddess of, among other things, maidenhood and archery. She is literally an aro/ace arrow ace.
love this for so many reasons #thor probably just found out that bruce turns into the hulk #and he literally met bruce hours ago #and everyone else who has known bruce just sees him as the hulk #but thor sees him as bruce banner #not the monster #he knows bruce somewhere in there#that the hulk isn’t just a mindless beast #and to make this even more feelsy#this is just like how he treats loki #everyone else sees loki as a psychotic menace #and thor is the only one who tries to reason with him instead of just attacking #this is why i hate it when people say thor is just all muscle and looks #he is so much more #he’s the only one who’s given the ‘monsters’ a chance to redeem themselves #and to me #thats one of the most heroic things someone can ever do
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
I WANT A CURRENT GENERATION OF HOGWARTS STUDENTS THAT SPEAK IN MEMEss
someone tries to send the entire script of bee movie as a howler
You think I’m not a g o d d e s s ?
things that are more important to me than they should be:
eleven year old james potter and his massive crush on minerva mcgonagall that would eventually flower into massive respect for minerva mconagall, but he doesn’t know that yet
twelve james potter accidentally confessing that his best mate his a werewolf—then trying to oblivate his parents—then calming down when he realizes they won’t care but not resting until the vow secrecy
thirteen year old james potter naming his new racing broom—a reward for getting on the quidditch team—after one of the ladies from sirius’s dirty muggle magazine
fourteen year old james potter working through complex, dangerous, advanced magic and learning how to turn his body into animal to help his best mate
fifteen year old james potter james potter and his quidditch talent and his quidditch ‘routines’ that were definitely not superstitions and his always-shined captain’s badge
sixteen year old james potter doodling the initials of the girl he fancies on the corner of every parchment and scratching them out because it’s such a ponce thing to do
seventeen year old james potter being the only one shocked at his head boy appointment and not at all shocked when lily asks him out
eighteen year old james potter being a noble bastard and doing the right thing because it’s the right thing to do
nineteen year old james potter fighting in a war and being a husband and riding on the back of his best mate’s motorbike and freaking out because he is going to be a father, but accepting the responsibility, even though it scares him to death
twenty year old james potter learning how to become a dad and not realizing that you could love something so little so much
twenty-one year old james potter never doubting his friends, any of them, even for a moment
GETTING INTO NEW FANDOMS IS SO EXCITING BECAUSE THERES SO MANY NEW PPL TO SORT INTO HOGWARTS HOUSES
most girls suck at video games either way sadly. just stop calling yourself a nerd for playing video games when your palette consists of the call of duty franchise.
I’m going to eat your firstborn child
A Masterclass in Acting: A Novel by Tatiana Maslany