• me: has 800 ocs
  • me: focuses all attention on 2


sighdie:

"we’re only gonna miss the previews" fuck u



A conversation after seeing Guardians of the Galaxy

  • Friend: That was great! I loved-
  • Me: NAHHHHHHAHHHAHHHHAHHHHHHA
  • Friend: ...what-
  • Me: HOOKED ON A FEELINNNNN
  • Friend: ...
  • Me: I'M HIGH ON BELIEVINNNNN
  • Friend: ......
  • Me: ......
  • Friend: THAT YOURE IN LOVE WITH MEEEEEEE


"Or we could just get it first and improvise!"



onceuponymous:

I’m laughing so hard because Artemis is a Greek goddess of, among other things, maidenhood and archery.  She is literally an aro/ace arrow ace.





thehomosexuals:

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.



  • one of the characters in the hobbit: if theres a key...... there must be a door
  • *giggles ripple through the theater from who i am assuming were the other supernatural fans*


fleshprince:

this is a cool test that gives you an rpg class and there are 100 possible results check it out



trashking2k14:

davekat:

I WANT A CURRENT GENERATION OF HOGWARTS STUDENTS THAT SPEAK IN MEMEss

someone tries to send the entire script of bee movie as a howler



You think I’m not a  g o d d e s s ?


snapslikethis:

things that are more important to me than they should be:

eleven year old james potter and his massive crush on minerva mcgonagall that would eventually flower into massive respect for minerva mconagall, but he doesn’t know that yet

twelve james potter accidentally confessing that his best mate his a werewolf—then trying to oblivate his parents—then calming down when he realizes they won’t care but not resting until the vow secrecy

thirteen year old james potter naming his new racing broom—a reward for getting on the quidditch team—after one of the ladies from sirius’s dirty muggle magazine

fourteen year old james potter working through complex, dangerous, advanced magic and learning how to turn his body into animal to help his best mate

fifteen year old james potter james potter and his quidditch talent and his quidditch ‘routines’ that were definitely not superstitions and his always-shined captain’s badge

sixteen year old james potter doodling the initials of the girl he fancies on the corner of every parchment and scratching them out because it’s such a ponce thing to do

seventeen year old james potter being the only one shocked at his head boy appointment and not at all shocked when lily asks him out

eighteen year old james potter being a noble bastard and doing the right thing because it’s the right thing to do

nineteen year old james potter fighting in a war and being a husband and riding on the back of his best mate’s motorbike and freaking out because he is going to be a father, but accepting the responsibility, even though it scares him to death

twenty year old james potter learning how to become a dad and not realizing that you could love something so little so much

twenty-one year old james potter never doubting his friends, any of them, even for a moment



GETTING INTO NEW FANDOMS IS SO EXCITING BECAUSE THERES SO MANY NEW PPL TO SORT INTO HOGWARTS HOUSES



the-pietriarchy:

horror-and-the-macabre:

most girls suck at video games either way sadly. just stop calling yourself a nerd for playing video games when your palette consists of the call of duty franchise.

I’m going to eat your firstborn child



actresssinger7:

A Masterclass in Acting: A Novel by Tatiana Maslany