wintersoldeirs:

DO YOU EVER SHRIVEL UP AND FLY AWAY BECAUSE THESE WERE BUCKY’S FIRST WORDS AS SOON AS STEVE RESTORED HIS MEMORIES

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THIS WAS HIS FIRST THOUGHT

HE IMMEDIATELY BLAMED HIMSELF



Most to Least Clingy (wanting to be with their significant other all the time)

yugye:

zodiac—signs:

Cancer
Pisces
Scorpio
Virgo
Taurus
Leo
Aries
Capricorn
Libra
Aquarius
Gemini
Sagittarius



you-wish-you-had-this-url:

You’re an atheist? COOL!

You think your atheism makes you superior to people who practice harmless religious activities? STICK AN ENTIRE WASP NEST UP YOUR ANUS!



majestic-stallion-jean:

remind me to never wear red lipstick ever again 

majestic-stallion-jean:

remind me to never wear red lipstick ever again 



bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN



vlkodlak:

fals3-words-fall-d3ad:

Bellossom went to rehab

good for you bellossom

vlkodlak:

fals3-words-fall-d3ad:

Bellossom went to rehab

good for you bellossom


fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are



randomlittlespark:

whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too!
12:01am- I killed a man once



unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies



spikespiegell:

*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings



star-bae:

STEVE ROGERS IS IN SLYTHERIN OKAY. I DON’T CARE HOW NICE OR GOOD HE IS, THAT MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

YES HE’S BRAVE, BUT DID YOU NOT WATCH THE FIRST HALF HOUR OF THE FIRST AVENGER? DID YOU NOT WATCH ANY OF THAT MOVIE? THAT LITTLE SHIT LIED ON FEDERAL FORMS TO GET WHAT HE WANTED. HIS AMBITION WAS TO JOIN THE ARMY AND HE DID IT BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. HE WAS RUTHLESSLY EFFECTIVE. HE WAS UMAPOLOGETICALLY BADASS. HE’S CLEVER AND DETERMINED AND RESOURCEFUL AND A LEADER, ALL SLYTHERIN QUALITIES.

AND IF YOU THINK THAT HE HAD A HOUSE PREFERENCE BC “”“NICENESS”“”” LEMME TELL YOU THAT IF THAT BOY KNEW THAT SLYTHERIN COULD HELP HIM GET WHERE HE WANTED TO GO IN LIFE, HE WOULD NOT THINK TWICE. HE WOULD NOT LISTEN TO STEREOTYPES ABOUT THAT HOUSE, NOR WOULD HE LOOK DOWN OF KIDS FROM OTHER HOUSES, ESPECIALLY CUZ THAT SOFT HEARTED HEROIC NERD OF A BEST FRIEND HE HAS DEFINITELY ENDED UP IN HUFFLEPUFF.



priddyproginoskes:

DS9 - First & Last

I love how most of these are significant and touching.

And then Worf: Minsk.





mementomoriiv:

Don Kenn



  • female characters: GODDESS. QUEEN. WIFE.
  • nb characters: MY STARS. THE OBJECT OF MY WORSHIP.
  • male characters: my son?? or husband?? trash baby sonband? nerdlord. gay egg. fuc k