i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t wish I was thinner
enjolras not speaking english well at all makes me happy because then no matter what they’re talking about, in english, marius sounds smarter than him
'I speak not to nobody…'
'ahh he means to say he's not speaking to anyone'
'oui je sais exactement ce que je veux dire, merci, marius’
sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
casual reminder that these two people have no idea that stiles is possessed by the nogitsune, and think that stiles ran away because he’s sick with the same disease that killed his mom — the same disease that melissa diagnosed him with.
Who thought it was okay to make this
Think you’ve got Morgana and Merlin confused
No, I haven’t.
actually, if you’re sorted into Slytherin on Pottermore, which I was, it tells you, straight from JK Rowling herself, that Merlin was a Slytherin and was proud of it. Proud to be one of his children.
Aaaaand merlin is a pretty good physician
ah fuckin thank you whoever did this. so sick of the cliche of all “evil” characters being slytherins and none of the “good” characters being slytherins.
isnt it weird that you won’t remember this exact moment in like a month
i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths
Behold: the first written use of fuck, from 1528, inscribed by a monk who seems to have been pretty pissed off with an abbot.
CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
i want to look like an arctic monkeys song
How to read a George Orwell book:
1. Open book
2. Read book
3. Close book
4. Stare off in to spare for at least 4 consecutive hours questioning politics, media, authority figures and humanity as a whole until your entire perspective of social structure comes crumbling down around you and you wander about reality suddenly aware of your insignificance, ignorance and cattle-like demeanour